SMS: The assholes gave me a lump between my neck and chin with their electronic weapons. Their recent attacks are also leaving me feel 60 even though I'm 30.

SMS: 10 police cars stopped at a nearby tavern. At 1st glance, it appeared that they were questioning someone. They were just standing there when I looked close

SMS: They're bombarding me with synthetic telepathy. They were clearly trying to torture me into leaving my apartment. They clearly succeeded.

SMS: I'm being hassled by the police lately. Will describe more in the future.

SMS: False alarm; for some strange reason, I just forgot the location of my books after putting them somewhere else. This was only a few seconds prior.

SMS: Somebody came into my apartment and stole two books. I see some signs of the window screen being pride open.